Jordan Brand Expands to School Lunches

Known for changing the game on the court, Jordan Brand’s latest innovation off of it makes for an even more ground-breaking product: the Jordan lunch tote.

The radical new concept is loaded with Zoom Air units and FlightPlate technology for precisely regulated and responsive cushioning, while no-sew tech delivers the lightest fit and feel possible.

Or wait, no; I was looking at something else. This is just a Jordan lunch tote.

It’s 100% polyester, has a handle on top, features an insulated zippered interior — your Yoo-hoo and Lunchables aren’t going to keep themselves cold — and boasts an additional zip-up pocket on the front for your Fruit Leathers and Dunkaroos and whatnot.

Grab one on Nike.com for $30 a pop. It’s officially a “Kids’ Lunch Tote Bag,” but we won’t begrudge your adult self getting one. I’m sure MJ brings his PB&Js to the cafeteria every day in one of these bad boys.

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