Greg Oden has is own phone. Oden has teamed up with Cricket Wireless to create the O-Fōn, or the Cricket Greg Oden phone as people will most likely call it. Cricket wireless, a “leading provider of unlimited wireless services” (whatever that means. I guess it’s a polite way of saying “a company which does not remotely compare to AT&T, Sprint, or Verizon in size and scope”), will donate $80 from the sale of each phone to Oregon Mentors.

Along with the O-Fon, which has his jersey and signature laser-etched into the back, the Oden package will contain a Greg Oden Topps rookie card, coupons for Blazers merchandise and Cricket accessories, and text messages from Greg during the season. Ideally when he’s drunk and out at a bar hollering at biddies, but I suppose more likely it will be a text saying “thanks for supporting the team. I like Portland fans.” Anyway, retail is $279.99 and it’s available at Cricket stores throughout Oregon and southwestern Washington